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"she's leaving the country...she doesn't speak english...i insulted her friend's breasts...and she thinks i collect women's ears in a bucket"
jeff murdoch-coupling -
'i've got the key to the gates of paradise but i've got too many legs'
jeff murdoch-coupling -
i went through the checklist woody gave me and got some things. fluorescent bulbs that use less electricity. reusable hemp bags for shopping. and look: shampoo that's not tested on animals. i feel bad for those lab animals running around with dirty hair but - if it's better for the environment, that's the sacrifice they have to make.
earl hickey-my name is earl -
me and my wife are having a domestic squabble. i eh, guess she got the right to be mad, i screw up a lot. but, one day i'm gonna get my life together, but not today, cause today i'm driving a stolen cop car.
earl hickey-my name is earl